My CV

Objective: World domination in a totally fun and loving way

Skills, abilities, talents, magical attributes and super powers:
I.....am curious, imaginative and creative, can draw, paint, write and sculpt with clay, have a flexible schedule, tell great stories, make people laugh (with not at), am stylish, well organized, a good judge of character, sincere, charming, witty and intelligent. I can be sillier than a string bean or as serious as whatever a serious thing would be. I'm told I'm cute. As a rule, domestic animals and small children like me. I am a good listener and can talk your ear off.

Experience in the following positions:
Dramaturge, amanuensis, pornographer, teacher, data manager, volunteer coordinator, Tarot Card reader, astronomer, diplomat, TV host, comedian, philosopher, editor, hostess.

Hobbies:
Convoluted conspiracy theories and crossword puzzles (where the clues to all the conspiracy theories lie)