Aries - Art Therapy. You need some, now go and get some. Tell only those who need to know i.e. your spouse, legal gaurdian, priest or warden, and then completely immerse yourself in creating something. Extra points if you get dirty doing it.
Taurus - Have you done a customer satisfaction survey lately? There's no doubt that they are satisfied, but it might be good for you to hear why they're satisfied. What you learn will make your life so much easier you can't believe it.
Gemini - Over the coming days, let your guiding light be Lizzie Borden. She was probably just having a bad week and look how that turned out. Find something to dig up or something to cut down. If not go out in a field and chop dirt.
Cancer - Some people in this world will bet on anything; Horses, cards, dice, sports, scratch and win; anything. They are sure that someday they'll hit it big. They have a system. They have a problem. You are smart and lucky - this week.
Leo - You need a drinking buddy. Doesn't really matter whether or not you drink, you need to find someone who will go along with whatever you want, nod wisely when you're not making sense and forget everything that happened by the next morning.
Virgo - I'm not promising that there won't be any runs in you stockings this week, but if (likely when) there are, try to take comfort in the fact that they're in the toe where no one but you will ever know. Resist the urge to tell everybody.
Libra - Should you want to try something completely out of the ordinary, you are best advised to do whatever it is you're about to do, in a group setting. That way you'll get several differing opinions on why you are crazy to try this.
Scorpio - There will be moments in the days ahead when your happy place will appear to fully manifest all on its own. It's okay to go ahead and believe it as long as you're not going to be operating heavy equipment at the same time.
Sagittarius - It might just be a good thing that porcupines can't speak. Which would be worse; getting shot full of quills by surprise or having the world's third largest rodent warn you just before he turns you into pinhead?
Capricorn - Someone has moved your cheese. You astutely follow a trail of crumbs and discover the someone who has now eaten your cheese. Before you start swinging the broom around check to see if it was that mouldy bit that got stolen.
Aquarius - You have a sacred duty not to get kidnapped by a clandestine organization that will try mind control to twist you to the dark side. Anybody can claim to be your father, if they want your soul make them pay your full asking price.
Pisces - Running away with the circus is always talked about as though it were a bad thing but really what can be wrong? You get to dress up everyday, travel the world, meet new people and if you fall there's always someone there to catch you.
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